We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.

It would be something if maggots, realizing they were at the top of a food chain, began to take over.
What if they’ve already taken over?
We think we want to eat that ice cream sandwich because it tastes good but really our maggot overlords are sending secret mind control messages to our brains. “Eat the ice cream sandwich,” the message says. “Eat two!”

They try and adjust our diets to get a different flavor of human. There’s, like, a breed of maggots that really hates wheat, so they kicked off the whole “No Carbs” idea.

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