His crown is one of leaves. The smallest his followers can find. The worm Emperor sometimes wears a toga, like a Roman emperor – and sometimes a tight business suit, like a movie mogul.
His business is dieting. He makes an incredible amount of money in telling people what to eat and what not to. He himself will eat anything but he knows that’s no way to make a living. If he can sell people his “only compost” program or is “Eat Nothing but Protein” or “Only Orange Food for a Week.” He can get an unparalleled amount of people at his meetings for which he charges a hefty sum.
He presides – worm that he is – perched on a chair – crown on his head.