Oh, Bienvenue Monsieur et Madame – we have some deliciously new specials on the menu today. We bring to you a royal dish – a plate of roasted king. This skin crisp, fresh, ready to fall off the bone. This one was nice and fat and juicy and will roast up beautifully.
We also have an especially lean cut of a beggar. It is well seasoned and, you’ll see, carries the flavor of many roads, many lands with him.
These are our top sellers and excellent companions to one another, due to the contrast. Look over the menu, see what you fancy. We’ll bring to your table any combination you like.