If thou dost marry, I’ll give thee this plague for thy dowry:

Oh, Hamlet! You shouldn’t have! Really? A plague? I mean, wow. That can’t have been easy to wrap! Gee whiz, a whole plague. Now that is really special. No one else got us even just a tiny disease. And really it’s a gift that keeps on giving. It starts with us and then just goes on and on and on so that a gift for us becomes a gift for our whole community. My grandma gave us dishes but you, Hamlet, you so sweetly got us this plague.

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