Too much of water hath thou, poor Ophelia, And therefore I forbid my tears:

What a different story this would be if Ophelia hadn’t drowned but instead just drank too many glasses of water and had to pee really badly?
And Laertes still had this line and was super upset – but he was just upset about Ophelia overdoing her drinking water.
Laertes would be a kind of perfect drama queen in that scenario.

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