It would be funny if letters were expressed in dance. Like, as a messenger delivered his letters, he had to dance their contents. So first he does “this” to your majesty – a short polka, featuring horse hoof stamping and a brief chicken wing arm gesture.
Then “this” to the Queen – an arms up ballet twirl, followed by an Isadora Duncan frolic and finishing with a Merce Cunningham roll across the floor.
And every time anyone received a letter, there would be a dance message included. The play would get awfully silly. But lots of fun, too.