Take thy fortune.

Let’s see. Let’s look at your palm, Polonius – see what’s ahead for you. Hmmm. Interesting. It’s death.
That’s what you’re taking with you. That’s all that’s ahead.
Well – put that pulse-less palm aside – maybe let’s look at some tea leaves. Tea leaves are nice.
Drink up.
Oh, sorry. I’ll get that for you.
Okay. Let’s look at the bottom of the cup.
Right, death. Coffee grounds? Death.
Numerology? Death. Crystal ball? Death. Tarot cards? Death. Bird Migratory patterns? Death.
Bones? Death.
Runes? Death.
I Ching? Ambiguously phrased, neither good nor bad. .. Death.
Looks pretty clear cut from here.

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