Happy Mother’s Day, Gertrude!
Your son got you a scolding for your special day. Isn’t that what every mother wants? A little shaming from her son?
At least, though, he’s not gone totally bonkers and even though he was afraid he’d be tempted, he has NOT also gotten you some matricide – so. . .something to Be Grateful for!
Some sons get their mothers flowers or chocolate – at the very least, a card. This son gets his mom some sharp words. What a prince!