The Hamlet Project

Murder has this publicity problem. He does really great work. Every day someone takes another person’s life and Murder can’t say a thing about it, despite the fact that he’s a very successful anthropomorphization. But he’s a tricky guy, Murder. He knows how to get the word out about his work and the people who do it for him. Sometimes it’s with DNA. Sometimes it’s with spontaneous confessions at plays. Sometimes he has to wait a while – until the body rises to the surface of its shallow grave or until the paperwork suddenly reveals a surprising trend. But he has hopes that sooner or later, his work will be recognized. He hates to labor in obscurity.