For that frame outlives a thousand tenants.

The real estate market is so crazy in New York City that I could actually imagine some real estate agent renting out a gallows to someone to live in.

“These are handcrafted hardwood floors and you’ll notice here at the center, a convenient trap door. This comes in very handy for garbage scraps or pesky visitors. This tall frame here provides a strong architectural element that will be eye-catching to any visitors you may have. An artisanal wooden staircase leads you into the space and out, if you prefer not to use the trap.”

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