The Hamlet Project

It would be amazing to be compensated for sighs. Being in love is, of course, its own reward but given how hard it can be to prioritize anything else in that state, it would be great insurance to have some payment per sigh situation. So you missed work because you couldn’t bear to be parted from your lover, no worries, every genuine sigh is money in the bank. Rack ’em up. The sighing stage won’t last forever.