The Hamlet Project

I can see you with someone who’s into skiing.
She should probably be a high-powered exec or something: well-dressed
In sharp but conservative clothing.
I bet her hair is never out of place.
I’m not sure how to write the ad for you, Hell.
“Fiery inferno seeks chilly companion to try out that restaurant in Tribeca. Me: the home for renegades and evil-doers. You: a put together mistress of cool.”
I’m not sure if it’ll work or if I can responsibly set up someone to date Hell.
Maybe, as long as I warn her first.