The Hamlet Project

Ay me hearties, place yer beaver
Upon yer head
Wear it up or down
The really tough amongst you
Will wear ‘em live
Tail up, teeth hovered over yer head
Ready to bite anything that comes too close.
Wear your beaver down
Most people’ll leave you alone
Cause a down-tailed beaver fella
Keeps to himself
We can all respect a beaver-wearing rogue
Who doesn’t want to get involved with your shenanigans.