The Hamlet Project

It’s an odd line of fame.
Maybe it’s due to its brevity and the sly
Accusation within it.
Thrift, on most occasions being an asset
But here, seems to imply an insensitive penny pinching
Or perhaps an alternate reality
Wherein the reasoning behind an oe’erhasty marriage
Has only to do with saving resources.
Perhaps it did
Perhaps there is no joke
No accusation
No parallel existence
Just a remarkable ability to take advantage of
Leftover meat.