The Hamlet Project

Who has written the paper about Hamlet and alcohol?
Whose dissertation looks at his attitude to drinking?
Here – he could be a frat boy
Welcoming a freshman to his party.
The next time we see him
He spends almost a page breaking down how bad it is
For the country to be seen as drunkards,
That Claudius’ drinking ritual breaks down international relations.
Bring on the drinks
No don’t.
Drinks for our friends
Abstinence for our enemies.