The Hamlet Project

Well, except both our names start with H and end in consonants.
Also, we were both deceived by our so-called friends.
I guess he’s got some issues with his dad, the same as me.
Though his dad was immortal and mine
Only seems to be, what with this ghost business.
He’s brawnier, that’s for sure –
Semi-divine and here I am, so flippin’ human
I can barely stand it.