The Hamlet Project

Oh, so, Cornelius is good, huh?
Good Cornelius and that good for nothing Voltemand?
Jackass Voltemand?
Cornelius is a brownnoser, I’ll tell you what –
Always sucking up and bowing and scraping
Good Cornelius won’t share, though –
If he had a cookie, he wouldn’t give you a bite. Not unless it’d get him something.
Oh good. Cornelius.
Can’t wait to take a trip with that ass-wipe.
And to Norway, no less.
Guess I’ll be buying all my own lox.