The Hamlet Project

You talkin’ to me, Marcellus?
You talkin’ to me?
Did you just “thou” me?
Who do you think I am?
Oh, oh, you’re “thou”ing Barnardo, are you?
He’s a scholar?
No, I am, I’m a scholar.
Didn’t they tell you I’m just back from Witttenberg?
Oh, what?
Sarcasm?
At this moment?
When we’ve got a ghost moving quite uncomfortably quickly in our direction?
Well yes I do think now is the time actually.
Do you just go round thou-ing all of your superiors?
Is this your standard practice?
Yeah, ghost, schmost
Oh. Ghost.
Ghost.
There’s a ghost here.
Wish I had a book right about now.